Tonight, the *Bachelorette* gang headed to Buenos Aires-which is, of course, Spanish for “a place for men wearing very tight clothes, thousands chafing together as one.” JoJo only has a few men left, and fewer still who are distinguishable from each other via either looks or personality. Soon, we’ll know which guy will be the one to doom JoJo to a life of thinking the backstories of people on *House Hunters* are deeply mysterious and fascinating, because *that’s* how boring these fellas are. “Honey! Get in here! He wants a mancave and she likes stainless steel!” Let’s review Argentina’s highs and lows.